August 2012
Honestly, I have stress problems. I’m so scared for this semester.
ugh like what
my life
bannli:
i think tumblr has somehow managed to make me a more open minded person and a more judgmental person at the same time
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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It’s funny because at the end of the day, I forgot it was even my birthday today. I finally decided it’s okay if my birthday is just like any other day, it is just another day any how. So I’ll just put the disappointment to the side because I have plenty of other things to think about like … moving in at UPitt tomorrow, I can’t believe my second year at college is...
Distance makes the heart grow fonder
When I try to think up birthday plans
adventuresinfratland:
Anonymous asked: Are you a bitter and angry person?
It’s ma birthdaaaaay
Finally back to the weight I was at before I actually literally gained the freshman 15……..
Time to lose more and keep it off.
Honestly, we are not friends anymore. From now on. I’m done re-evaluating these friendships. Seriously? Unbelievable. For once I am speechless and that is saying something.
I’m done pretending.
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“What a rusted heart
used to live inside this chest.
What a tattered soul.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
worldaccordingtofangirls:
do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues
gayn:
i dont think ill ever get over the fact that ill never know what its like to have a boner
no pressure just love
lordoftheinternet:
i’m probably in the prime of my life and that is absolutely horrifying
This salad isn’t even good
lol
me: wow I'm fat
me: maybe I look ok
me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
me: I am more than just my weight!
me: who the fuck cares about anything
me: I AM SO FAT.
me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
me: i hate myself
